It's never been a better time to get a backstage pass than right now. How do I know for sure?

I don't. It's a great sell line, though, isn't it? Never been a better time. There might have been a

better time. There might have been time when we were discounting our backstage passes, which we do

from time to time and will yet again sometime. But really, the backstage pass at $10, less than $10, in fact, for one month and less than $7 a month for a year subscription.

Brother, that is a really, really great deal for 60,000 hours of crazed audio from the radio show, from our digital podcasts,

and then, of course, on top of that, the videocast we have and the home movies.

But just that alone, the price, which hasn't gone up in 14, 15...

Yeah, it's a long time, you know.

Don't worry about it.

Hey, bud, don't tell me not to worry about it, okay?

We're trying to figure it out, bud.

All right, sorry, it's just like every day you're trying got it figured out. Like 14, 15 years, right? Yeah. Tell me not to worry about it.

Anyway, now I'm not in the mood.

Get a backstage pass. Get a backstage pass to the world famous Phil Henry show. What a value.

The best value online other than porn. Why do we say that?

Porn is a great value. You can find that everywhere. You can find, oh man. Well, how would you know?

How would I know? Because there have been some times when I retreated.

You retreated into the sanctity of the porn. Yes, I did.

Oh my God. Well, that's just it. And I can tell you right now,

I know all about that world, for the Phil Henry Show website

is the greatest value other than that.

That value you can't beat.

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