Episode 324 - The 1,000 Pound Tiger

Ross Patterson Revolution!

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🗓️ 15 February 2019

⏱️ 92 minutes

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Ross and Jessie discuss the Houston man who went to smoke weed in a house and found a 1,000 pound tiger inside, El Chapo being found guilty, the Oscars eliminating Editing and Cinematography categories from the live show, the new Danny Boyle flick "Yesterday", the California housing crisis, and Jabes is back with an all new "Crime Corner"! Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

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0:00.0	A ladies and gentlemen,
0:05.0	and gentlemen, welcome to the Ross
0:10.0	Patterson Revolution.
0:18.0	brought to you by Black Rifle Coffee.com.
0:28.0	Welcome, James. It's a bad. Welcome, James.
0:31.0	It's a Ross Patterson Revolution.
0:34.8	Thank you.
0:35.4	Thanks for having me.
0:36.4	What would you think, Jesse?
0:39.2	I caught that sarcasm.
0:40.2	Don't think that I didn't catch that.
0:42.0	Thank you for having me on your show.
0:43.0	What?
0:44.0	What would you think, James, if you were just wandering the streets at night,
0:50.0	wanted to smoke a little grass,
0:53.0	a little bit of green.
0:55.0	And you walked into a house, and there was a 1,000-pound tiger,
1:00.0	just chilling out in the fucking house.
1:02.0	What would you think to yourself? I would think
1:06.1	Hmm. Tuesday? Tuesday?
1:09.7	Maybe Wednesday? Who knows? Who knows? This, there was a fucking dude in Houston who walked in and found a fat, it's a really fat tiger too.
1:20.0	Yeah, what? It's a thousand pounds. Oh, yeah. High as shit.
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