This is a message for all the enemies of true and non-podcast. The haters, the losers,

the people who comment on our episodes to say mean things about sometimes when we mispronounce words.

Our message to you is this. You can actually pronounce words in any way you want.

In fact, names doubly so because they're subjective words meaning that you can kind of add your own

funk to them if you prefer. We have hacked into your DDoS systems and have made our way into your name frame

into your name frame and things of that nature such as CPUs, motherboards and even super highways,

fatherboards and even GPUs and CPUs as well. Motherboards, motherboards, but repeat motherboards.

Stepmother, yeah. I'm not the stepfatherboard, I'm the stepfatherboard that's fucking powers you computer.

And I mean it now. I'm in your laptop.

Now Mac, what do you have there? Come back. Come back. I'm in all these things. Alienware.

Alienware, from Liz suggested Alienware laptop. Gaming laptop. I'm in your gaming laptop for when you ought to go on the road.

I'm in there and I see your files and zip drives and drop boxes and external hard drives and things like that.

And even your USBs, I have entered your Android, your iPhone and the other Chinese one.

Why? It's not how you say it though. Why way? But you know what? That's the message of this program. Why way?

We are untrue and not. We do not forgive. We do not forget. We are Legion. Expect us.

And your mind is immature, you're sopolished.

Friends, for sure, you're so pincessful.

Friends, for sure, you're so pitiful.

Friends, for sure, you're so seguinteid.

Well, sorry, ladies and judgment.

And we just had a strange buzzing noise that came from the, of course, the mainframe we

record this through.

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