All right, should we get to our sexy story this week?

Ladies, gentlemen, you cannot unsuck that dick.

It was hot.

It was really quite something.

Do you like when someone else makes me moan?

Do not show up looking like you slept in your clothes, in your car.

There is nothing sexier than getting railed by two dudes at the same time. I'll just say that.

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I feel like I've been sick for a fucking month.

It's been insane. I was supposed to have a couple of hot pieces of ace this week. I know. Somebody got a little sicky pants. A little sicky pants.

I feel like I've been sick for a fucking month.

It's been insane.

It's literally been over a week now. Yeah, it's the first day you've actually had a voice. Oh, my gosh. Which really has been lovely. I was going to say. It sounds like a fabulous vacation for you. Well, being honest, it was really kind of nice.

I'm just saying.

We were leaving the gym yesterday.

The gym.

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