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Mike, it's times like these when I when I love waking up to the smell of a big old

hearty breakfast stories like that break my heart stories like

two men but you know what's better than what you know what man what tell me

something here now okay what do you think is better than have you ever felt

better waking up in the morning and smelling a big old pile of breakfast

cooking in the kitchen I'm talking bacon can you smell that bacon mama always

cooked it in a pile mama threw all the breakfast in a pile and said grab it or

lose it because she would eat it even if she wasn't hungry her mouth would open

like a snake it would unhinge yeah and that's why dad fell in love dad love

dad mouth hi mom it's real good to have a bad mouth do parents go to your

parents and ask them what dad mouths do Mike I have a couple of things to open the

show up with right now okay before we get started nothing official but I was in

Seattle recently yeah tell me all about it but what the first thing I want to do

is give a shout out this Uber driver guy was like his mind was blown that he

had a guy that had a podcast in his car Seattle's difference so different that's

nobody has a podcast in Seattle man I well then I'd like to quick shout out to

Seattle let's do let's do this in Seattle let's get a studio in Seattle dude

imagine if we did a live show in Seattle and people are like yeah what is a

podcast oh they're instruments dude so funny up but this guy's name was T. Walla okay

oh yeah T. Walla does this rap name or this guy was so awesome I wanted to

give him a shout out because he was like all this in your pocket he like

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