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Breaking Bread with Tom Papa

Episode 322 - Orlando Leyba

Breaking Bread with Tom Papa

All Things Comedy

Arts, Comedy, Comedy Interviews, Food

4.71.2K Ratings

🗓️ 5 May 2026

⏱️ 71 minutes

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Summary

We are so excited to have Orlando Leyba join Tom at the table! They chat about food, fun, LA, and Miami. Enjoy! Our thanks to: IQ Bar! Text PAPA to 64000 to get 20% off all IQBAR products, plus FREE shipping. Message and data rates may apply. Butcher Box! As an exclusive offer, new listeners can get their choice between free Sirloin Tips, Ground Beef or Chicken Wings in every box for LIFE, PLUS $20 off when you go to ButcherBox.com/papa Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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limited by state law. My elementary school was next to a junior high school.

0:56.8

And these idiots at some point during the week, they would always release the two schools at the same time.

1:03.0

So you have all these little kids and all these junior high kids.

1:06.1

I just came from the island.

1:08.2

I don't speak English.

1:09.2

I never picked it up.

1:10.3

Really?

1:10.7

So now, and then my

1:11.8

goofy aunt got rest of her soul, dresses me like if I'm still going to school in the island.

1:18.5

Oh, no. So I'm with the light blue shirt button up, khaki pants and penny loafers, real penny loafers,

1:25.0

my guy. Oh, it's probably cute, though. Yeah, but not what you wanted junior high kids. That's what it was. I showed up with victim. So every day, dude, I was getting chased. And you got to run in your penny loafers. I would run in my penny loafers. That's not good. And then my cousin went to go, like, protect me. He was like 18 or something.

1:45.3

He's in his fucking Bruce Lee era.

1:47.5

So he's wearing the karate shoes with the pants.

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