Episode 322: Lapdance High School
Slop Quest
All Things Comedy
4.9 • 1.2K Ratings
🗓️ 15 November 2021
⏱️ 96 minutes
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Summary
Danish opens the episode describing something strange happening on his drive in to do the show. There's a Brian Holtzman update: hear what it's like to be at a comedy festival with him and what time he likes to get to the airport at for an early AM flight. O'Neill talks about Dave Chappelle's high school refusing his money to build a new theatre. After that, Danish goes into yet another bear sighting he had with the family. We talk about Naked Roast Battle, and O'Neill comes up with an idea for a revolutionary new comedy show. Then, we talk about the vodka EVERYONE is clamoring for: Arby's french fry vodka. Mmm mmm mmm. We segue into a discussion of a high school where male students gave male faculty members lapdances as a part of a pep rally. Speaking of good ideas, a celebrity wants Guy Fieri to officiate her wedding! Who is it? Why does she want him to do it? These questions and more are answered on the podcast! That leads us into talking about various celebrity wedding officiants. Then, we close talking about a podcast with one of the highest listenerships in the whole wide world.
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| 0:00.0 | Alright, let's start the show. |
| 0:31.0 | It's a free packer, so it's a fucking good deal. |
| 0:38.0 | They call it a day-ish. |
| 0:42.0 | They call it a new deal. |
| 0:46.0 | They say no new. |
| 0:50.0 | They say no new. |
| 0:54.0 | They say no new. |
| 0:58.0 | They say no new. |
| 1:02.0 | They say no new. |
| 1:08.0 | They say no new. |
| 1:16.0 | Yeah, John Little loves you. |
| 1:20.0 | Yeah, a little John Little kissing. |
| 1:22.0 | Yeah, way here is driving. |
| 1:24.0 | A guy just sighted green light at the light. |
| 1:28.0 | See, a guy just come right out in front of my car. |
| 1:30.0 | I almost hit him. |
| 1:32.0 | He was a pain-hofer. |
| 1:34.0 | His face was all white. |
| 1:36.0 | Seriously? Yeah. |
| 1:38.0 | He was like a legit old-school paint on the face. |
| 1:40.0 | I mean, he was carrying, he was dressed normally, |
| 1:42.0 | carrying what looked to be like a package. |
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