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Now, Dutch Townesgate, well I know that President Trump said that he would revoke the status of the Haitians in Springbilled Ohio because of the cats, the cats that they ate and the dog that they ate.

Now I've given to understand they ate one dog and that it's important to get these facts down and to get the packed out.

That President Trump, the city is for that President Trump, ate a dog.

No, he did it. He said the Haitians did. He said the Haitians did not, he did not, he didn't.

That's what I'm trying to say. That he said, and it's a he said, she said said I suppose but he said that they ate a dog and they ate a cat

and they ate the cat and the dog of the people that live there.

Now I am not willing to get into a shouting batch over this

of whether or not the people of Springfield Ohio eat either the dog

or eat a cat.

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