The Kickabout with Johnny Vaughn.

Radio X.

Well, those ads were a great opportunity for me to rest and recuperate and lie down and clear up the old cobwebs and then dive straight back in.

You just don't stop, Toby.

But at least now I have got Gavin the Woodman Woods with me. Yes, I am so sorry. I'm not delighted to be here either as I enter my fourth hour of radio this morning because everyone's on a holiday or maternity leave

and because I need to get a better agent. So Toby Tarant is here sitting in for Johnny Vaughn

on the kickabout. What are you talking about man? This is a great agent. He's getting you so much

work. No, because I specifically sent to my agent, I want no work but big cash.

And so far that is not working out for me.

It's not sorted out either of those things.

So far, I'm going for big work, little cash.

And that's the real problem.

It's like finishing a match and now you're in the reserves again.

Yeah, exactly.

For a game.

Exactly like that.

It's literally like that. It's like, you know, the hundreds going on

in the cricket at the moment?

Yeah, yeah.

And the women and the men are playing.

It's like if I just played both.

Yeah, exactly.

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