Episode 321- Nine Lives (2002)

Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast

Werewolf Ambulance

Movie, Comedy, Film, Film Reviews, Tv & Film, Podcast, Horror

4.7 • 635 Ratings

🗓️ 22 February 2021

⏱️ 55 minutes

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Summary

In this week's episode, we increase Paris Hilton's appearances on Werewolf Ambulance by 100%-- no, it's not "The Hottie and the Nottie," though honestly I kinda wish it was-- it's 2002's "Nine Lives." It's bad, and it's not even really Paris's fault. Is it about cats? It is not. Special topics for your consideration include: a spot-on portrayal of an American and a spot-off portrayal of actual snow, a deeply terrible explanation of existentialism, being the "most likely to murder" friend, our fundamental lack of understanding around the metric system and Tim? Tom? No, it's Tim.

Want to see more Paris in your life? Probably not but Episode 118- "House of Wax" also has Jared Padalecki, so there's that. You could also get a little Scottish with Episode 116- "The Descent," Episode 187- "Dog Soldiers" and Episode 271- "The Wicker Man." And, screw it, the Nic Cage "The Wicker Man" remake is one of our all-time favorite episodes-- it's number 108.

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0:00.0	Ellen? I think it's really unfair in our friendship. Ellen.
0:21.7	I think it's really unfair in our friendship that you just said something nice about my hair after I made fun of yours so strenuously.
0:31.0	I think the fact that your hair looks georgious right now and I am currently wearing a pony nub on top of my head that I had to put the
0:41.6	headphones behind. Yeah, it looks like they're propping it up. When Alan answered the Zoom call,
0:48.1	I thought, oh no, he cut his own hair badly. Uh, no, it's a pony nub.
0:54.5	Point one, I'm really good at cutting my own hair. I've been doing it for 25 years.
1:00.1	Two, yeah, I was doing housework all morning. So you're getting me at my pony nub. I apologize.
1:07.1	Pony note. Hi guys. How are you? This is a horror movie podcast.
1:12.5	This is a horrible haircut.
1:15.5	I mean, I wasn't going to say it was a horrible haircut.
1:17.0	I just felt bad for you for a minute.
1:20.9	You should know that I would never go out of the house with a pony dump.
1:23.0	I believe that wholeheartedly.
1:25.4	But like now who's going out to the house anyway?
1:26.3	It's true.
1:28.1	Just me and pony dove hanging out around the crib.
1:31.7	Hanging out around the crib watching the film.
1:33.4	Hard quotes.
1:39.2	Hard quotes film from 2002, nine lives.
1:43.4	Is it about cats?
1:47.6	It's not about cats, even if you read the Amazon reviews, which are all about cats. Um, I am still blown away that the name Paris Hilton's enough to carry a movie.
1:57.5	I mean, 2002 is Paris Hilton's heyday.
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