I just want anybody that's watching the video version of this to know that, yes, my nails are trifling.

And I'm going to hold them up a couple times and it's going to look like I don't give a fuck about myself.

But I'm starting 2026, just, you know, just worrying about happiness and vibes.

And, like, I'm not trying to stress myself on what other people think.

And, like, my nails look disgusting right now.

You know what's so crazy about that? I was going to tell you, do not mention your nails. I was looking at your nails earlier today and I looked at your hand and I was like, whoa. And I was going to... That's crazy. And I was going to say, yo, do not mention your nails. Like, you say you don't care about what people think, but you mentioning it, mentioning it is you caring about what people think.

I'm also a liar.

I like to lie a lot, but my nails look crazy because I had the gel, and I'm not a gel girl.

I don't do the gel thing.

That's weird. I don't do the gel thing. That's weird.

I don't do that.

I do nails.

I do designs. I do the things. But I forgot to take this stuff off my nails. I get it. When it started chipping. And we didn't really go nowhere. So I was like, I don't care. Okay. But this is why I don't do jail. Because if I had my regular nails on, you know, when I get my nails done, like, this wouldn't be happening.

Oh, well, I'm sorry. is why I don't do jail because if I had my regular nails on, you know, when I get my nails done,

like, this wouldn't be happening.

Ah, well, I'm sorry.

Shout out to you that can handle this, but like just being a mom in general, I feel like

it's not conducive for jail nails.

Yo, what's up with this India-R-R-R-R-E chill goddamn?

My voice is not back.

It is the first episode of the new year.

2026, we are here.

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