Hey Shitheads

It's Captain Shithead here

Uh, so much to talk about. You guys been great listening through all that bad audio, but we fixed it all for these next

episodes coming up this next episode though is an interesting one it is I've

basically let the inmates take over the asylum the host of talking shit for tonight's episode is going to be none other than the

hour of power, Jason Hour. That's right. It's always been a dream of his to take over to the

show, to run the show, while we let him do it and he had guests on like

Lachlan Patterson and Jean Pompo but before we do that guys help us out help out the

show send us all your money. Everything you have. This is like a

combination of Scientology, every religion. We just need it all. We need to build this empire. I'm joking. It's not an empire.

We just need to keep it going because we're going to sink guys. You help us out, we'll help you out.

Cody is hard at work, sending all the packages out. He does it. He really is working

hard at it. You guys go to Eddie Ift.com. Go into the podcast page on the right side of the page or donations sponsorship packages you just pick one for $25 you get a poster

50 dollars you get a poster and a t-shirt an Oprah's nipple t-shirt

a hundred dollars you get my my DVDs poster t-shirt

two-50 you get a shout-out plus all those things five 500 you get a song by Chichi about you plus all

those other things and then a thousand dollars you get to come to the rape cottage and all those

things listen there's nothing better than coming to the rape cottage.

You can ask Randy Puga and all the other guys that have been there.

We only have about 15 weeks left of the show, so you're going to want to get in now.

We only let one person at a time so

there's 15 slots left get in there guys we're gonna hit the 350 episode

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