Just because I had to do it, it's inappropriate. Hold on. Just because I had to do a 24-hour urine collection doesn't mean I'll collect any of your bullshit.

I'm ready at a moment's nomeness to buy she, her, they, them, he, him, by Shirei. Happy Pride.

Oh my God. Happy Pride. We thought it was very sweet. I'm into that. You guys, it's Andy's, girls. Episode 320. I feel like I want to say 420 when I say that because 3 is close to 4. See how much.

And you're recording with a huge stoner. I'm so excited. Wait, so much is going on. First off, got to get to it. Got to introduce the gas before we dive into the fact that my mother is in my apartment.

Oh, we, we, we, we, we should get her on. Yeah, she took on that. Maybe I'll yell. Maybe I'll yell at the end of this. See, my, have my dad on my drag queen podcast all the time now. And I feel like it, it really doesn't introduce a fun vibe. At least for a few minutes.

I did once bring us back down to earth. I did once do a Patreon with Tobs where I played iconic housewives scenes and had her react.

And she was like pro Kim or Fedra or something with the context. It was something wild where I was like, I don't remember the scene, but I was like, whoa, whoa, whoa.

And she also was absolutely judging the absolute fuck out of me when she, I think, saw for the very first time what it means to watch housewives. And I was like, yeah, welcome. Welcome to this magical world. I'll give you a part 10 pass. Anyway,

A.G. 320. So excited to have one of my favorite people, one of my favorite guests back on. I can't even say the people's people's couch because we're recording the conference.

Talk, talk, live, live, live.

I catch, which I'll tell you about. I have those are reason for that. I'll tell you about after Ryan, who I am. You know them as a journalist. You, you will know them as a drag queen.

Ryan, welcome back to A.G. How are you? I am so good. I am so good. I love being in the coffees. The vibes here are purely at an operational level that only like queer people and their strongest allies can absorb.

It's like red light therapy for being gay. What is the, what's the like the whistle for dogs screaming or something that only dogs in here? That is the vibe that I want the cloth to represent.

It's powerful. You've got dresses are arranged in rainbow fashion. You know what I am an ally. You are think that you're core. Thank you. I believe you are. I do.

Oh my god. Listen, so thrilled to have you. I'm having an interesting afternoon. I did have to do a test that I would guys, if you ever, if your doctor ever says I need to do a 24 hour urine collection.

Oh, you're wearing your kitten. Oh, we are a cat for besties. Um, if you ever are told that run, run, run like you've never run in your entire life.

A third opinion. A fourth opinion. And it's my new, um, nephrologist who I'm like absolutely obsessed with. He called me today. I was absolutely sobbing to him about what I'm about to tell you.

But he's like, good. He said he was going through all these tests myself before we got to some awkward stuff. And he was like, good news. You don't have syphilis. And I know you were really worried.

The way the way Dr. Moses from on high, bring it down. Nothing but jokes. I said it's in commandments. I'm up so hard. But anyway, so I had to do a 24 hour urine collection, which is where you pee into a jug for 24 hours on the dot.

I cannot, well, you like aren't supposed to miss, but like aiming is tough. But like you have to do, you cannot go over or under the timing and you can't miss a trip. Otherwise, you have to redo it. I actually heard from an AG who had to do this. I think when they were pregnant and needed like an extra jug and didn't get it. And I think they said that they had to redo it. I don't know. But it's like, it's real.

Excuse me. It's like a whole fucking thing. So I did it. I suffered through it. I hated every moment of it. It's so, so deeply uncomfortable. It's just I really highly encourage don't ever do it. Go against medical counsel guys. I don't even know. So I go to drop it off, except I was told the wrong timing information for the lab.

So I was like, cool, cool. And they were like, okay, you just have to put it in the fridge for 24 hours. And I said, no problem. Let me move the special bottles of champagne. I'm not allowed to drink right now for a minute.

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