Ladies and gentlemen welcome to episode 32 of the Reformed Pub

cast we're not the weekly podcast the pub deserves, but we're the one it has right now.

I'm your willy-nilly host less and I'm your relocated host Tanner

Tanner And I'm your relocated host, Tanner. Tanner, good to have you back on the show.

Yeah, I heard some stuff went kind of a rye last week with us,

with the old clanker from the garage.

Tannerbot. Yeah, let's, yeah, let from the garage, Tannerbot.

Yeah, let's, yeah, let's not talk about that. Things got weird. No biggie.

I wanted it to open up with some more inappropriate, inappropriate Bible stories, but they're not, can a Bible story be inappropriate?

I can't, I guess it just depends.

So this story always makes me laugh and I thought I would share.

I just kind of focused in on it for a second because there's a lot of stories we we

read by quickly and we don't really

think about like how crazy they really are so there's this this story in 1st Samuel

18 I'm gonna read 17 or I'm going to get into 17 through 27 but

So Saul is like super jealous of David and he's like he wants he wants to kill him his stuff so he gets this idea that he's going to

trip him up by offering him offering David his daughters so he so he

literally like he goes to David and he offers him his daughter Marib and David is not interested at all.

And he doesn't even like her.

So then Saul finds out that Mike Hall loves David and he wants so he feels like she'd be a better option to trip David up with.

So he offers David her and David is still like, who am I? You know, I can't, I can't be the king's son-in-law. I'm not interested. So Saul's been turned down two times to trip David up and David is not

interested in Saul's daughters. So this is where I think this story gets absolutely

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