Episode 32: Testimonies, Hot Takes, And World War III

The Babylon Bee

Seth Dillon

Christianity, Religion & Spirituality, Comedy

4.4 • 2.9K Ratings

🗓️ 15 January 2020

⏱️ 81 minutes

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Summary

In the thirty-second episode of The Babylon Bee podcast, editor-in-chief Kyle Mann and creative director Ethan Nicolle discuss this week's stories like the outbreak of World War III, CNN settling a lawsuit for defaming a teenager, and the recent geriatric beef between Elizabeth Warren and Bernie Sanders. Producer Dan Coats joins them to tell our stories about how we all became Christians. So, tune in to get to know the Bee boys. In the premium subscriber portion, Kyle and Ethan discuss Epstein conspiracy theories, Ricky Gervais at the Golden Globes, and the internet not having it with Vince Vaughn shaking the President's hand.

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Show Outline

Introduction - Kyle and Ethan discuss how instagram is designed for the kids, the new format where going forward there will now be two separate podcast shows (one for the news stories and one for our exclusive interviews), and how Kyle wasn’t murdered by an internet stalker. We also take a moment to mark the death of Sir Roger Scruton.

Story 1 - As Part Of Settlement With Nick Sandmann, CNN Hosts Must Wear MAGA Hats During All Broadcasts

Story 2 - Everyone On The Internet Awarded Honorary Degree In International Affairs

Story 3 - Warren, Sanders Settle Campaign Dispute By Playing Chicken On Mobility Scooters

Topic of the Week - Kyle, Ethan, and Dan talk about their stories and how they became Christians.

LOVE MAIL - An email from a listener warmed all of our hearts and encouraged us to keep going.

Paid-subscriber portion

Story 1 - Tragic: Footage Of Epstein Suicide Found Hanging In Cell

Story 2 - Man Driving Alone In Carpool Lane Informs Officer His Preferred Pronoun Is 'They' (From Babylon Bee Subscriber Robert Johnson)

Story 3 - Hollywood Celebs Shocked To Learn Some People Do Not Adore Them

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Transcript

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0:00.0	In a world of fake news, this is news you can trust.
0:06.8	Exposing cancel culture through doxing and dogpiles.
0:12.2	You're listening to the Babylon B with your hosts, Kyle Man and Ethan Nicole.
0:22.0	Yes, I am Kyle Man and I am Ethan Nicole.
0:25.7	As always, you have not changed who we are.
0:28.9	I was thinking about changing my name this week, but then it's like, man, that's a lot of work.
0:32.5	Yeah, and then everybody would be so confused.
0:34.6	We'd have to explain.
0:35.7	Yeah, you got to change all your Facebook and your Twitter.
0:39.0	And then I don't even know about Instagram.
0:42.8	I was on Instagram this morning and you know, like how Instagram instantly starts a video up
0:48.6	that you're scrolling.
0:49.7	It just starts to play, but it's on mute.
0:52.1	And you're like, oh, that looks interesting.
0:53.3	So you unmute it.
0:55.0	Then there's no controls to rewind it.
0:57.5	And so I try pushing.
0:59.6	I try doing all these different swipes to think what the kids do, you know, like what
1:03.2	is how they program it so that it works.
1:04.6	And the kids do the swipe and things they do and it just works.
1:09.2	I can't figure out.
1:10.0	So I just turn off Instagram and then why am I Instagram?
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