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The Enormocast: a climbing podcast

Episode 32: Paige Claassen- Climbing isn't everything.

The Enormocast: a climbing podcast

Chris Kalous

Sports, Health & Fitness, Society & Culture, Places & Travel, Wilderness

4.91.5K Ratings

🗓️ 4 April 2013

⏱️ 71 minutes

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Summary

Hola! Bienvenidos al Episodio 32 con Paige Claassen. I am taking time out of my precious Euro climbing vacation to post this up for you! On this installment, I meet up with Paige in a seedy hotel in Salt Lake City during the darkest days of winter to find out what makes her tick. She …

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0:00.0

Hey folks, you know there's only two things in this world that scare me.

0:05.0

One is prepubescent gym rats warming up on my project in front of me.

0:10.0

You know, pad sniffers, smell like skittles, small hands.

0:15.0

And the other thing that scares me, lawyers.

0:19.0

Nothing is more of a downer-to-ter-teter stoke than facing legal problems,

0:22.0

and lawyers have made the whole thing

0:23.7

more complicated than that 5-1 police system you used to haul Uncle Philip that

0:28.9

5-7 on his birthday. But seriously facing legal problems and finding a lawyer to help can be pretty gnarly.

0:36.1

But Dan Markoff is here to help.

0:38.1

Climber, lawyer, a Norma Cass fan, and partner at Atkins and Markoff, Dan has set up an email hotline

0:44.7

to field your inquiries about any type of lawyer and you might need. Family law,

0:49.0

criminal, injury, bankruptcy, and a whole bunch of other arcane things that you never thought would happen

0:55.8

to you right up until they did.

0:58.5

Email

1:00.5

email.com with inquiries.

1:02.1

Dan knows this shit scares you too. Once again

1:05.3

that's climbing lawyer at gmail dot com. All right on to the show.

1:11.0

We got to get on. Listen uh. We're playing in town.

1:14.0

We're doing the normal dome, whatever it is.

1:18.0

It's terrific.

1:19.0

It's a big place.

1:20.0

That's a big place.

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