Ellis James and John Robbins podcast, X-F-M.

Hello, everyone.

This is the podcast of the Ellis, James and John Robbins show on X-FM.

And for the first time ever, I'm recording this intro on my own, because Ellis has had to rush off to a wedding.

The garb in which he arrived caused much hilarity, which you'll find out about the show.

But because Ellis isn't here, folks, I can tell you all the secrets about him.

Secret number one.

Ellis James, on his birth certificate, is officially registered as gender unknown.

That's a true fact. I can say that because I've

seen the certificate. Ellis is also a silly. He's a silly idiot. And John's the best. That's another

secret about Ellis that a lot of people don't know. Don't tell him. I said that. He never listens to the podcast. He never checks the emails. I will listen to this podcast within an hour of it coming out and I will sit in my house and chuckle along to it. Ellis will be off whining and dining, acting in top BBC three sitcoms.

So I hope you enjoy the show with Silly Ellis and Cool John the Best.

We've got all the regular features.

It was an absolute smasher.

I think maybe we hit...

Prudis Dave, do you think we hit Top Gear today?

If not, it was very close.

It was very close to Top gear. I mean, it's

always nice to have something to build towards, so maybe just below top gear. So if you know

anyone on the Radio Academy Awards panel, I mean, this is the one to play them. So do share the

podcast on all forms of social media that you have at your disposal.

It was really fun to make today and keep your emails coming in at saturday at xfm.com.com.

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