Episode 32: From Nurse to Worse
Zack to the Future
Dashiell Driscoll
4.4 • 4K Ratings
🗓️ 21 April 2021
⏱️ 77 minutes
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Summary
On today's show, Mark-Paul and Dashiell are joined by Nurse Jennifer herself, as Nancy Valen joins to discuss the episode where Zack becomes enamored with the new school nurse.
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome to Zach to the Future. I'm your co-host, Dashel Driscoll, joined today by one guy who's not afraid of the Bayside flu shot. Mark Paul Gossler, hello Mark Paul. |
| 0:11.8 | Hello, Dashel. Did it feel topical, an episode about a flu shot? It did when it came up. I was like, hey, look at that. We're taking flu shots, which I don't think you can do anymore in school. You can't |
| 0:21.1 | force kids to take the flu shot, can you? How much time you got? I wish you could is my answer. |
| 0:26.9 | But no, I don't think you can. I mean, also like, you remember your time at school. So did you get |
| 0:31.9 | a flu shot at school? Oh, no. No, nothing, nothing medical that was happening in this episode happened where I went to school |
| 0:38.9 | or as far as I know where anyone went to school. |
| 0:42.3 | There were no physical checkups, certainly. |
| 0:46.5 | Nothing of that variety. |
| 0:49.1 | But I mean, it was funny, like an episode suddenly where there's there's fear of a you know essentially a vaccine it |
| 0:54.9 | was like oh this feels oddly relevant yeah yeah no it was uh it gave me flashbacks of uh you know |
| 1:03.2 | things that have happened recently to me so uh no it was all good yes all all good uh you know what |
| 1:09.8 | i have uh three things. |
| 1:12.1 | You remember this thing that we started back a few episodes ago where I was trying to come up with three things before the start of an episode? Basically. It sounds like something we'd try. Sure. Yeah. Oh my God. That thing? I've been dying to revisit it. Three things. And two of them, once I tell you, you will not be able to |
| 1:30.2 | not see it on screen. And those two things are my hand acting in this episode. A lot of open |
| 1:37.6 | palmed hand acting. Yep. Just like you're doing. We're both doing it. If you're listening at home, you need a visual. My fingers are all extended. They're extended. Kind of like when you put paint on your hands and then you put that on a paper and then you make a turkey out of your hand. Do you remember that? Sure. Yeah. I still do that. Yeah. You give me a paste paper and a crayon. I will make a turkey. I'm pushing 34. I'll |
| 2:02.0 | still do that. The second thing, there's a big zit on my left cheek. And I told the audience that I |
| 2:08.1 | would point these out when they came along. And there is one in this episode. And it's a shame because |
| 2:12.7 | this whole episode is me talking to really attractive women and I was very, very self-conscious |
| 2:20.3 | about things like that on my face. I, because here's the thing, we would rehearse all week. |
| 2:27.4 | So, you know, we are going to have the actress who played Jennifer the nurse with us. And |
| 2:34.1 | that meant throughout the whole week, |
| 2:36.7 | because I don't wear makeup during the week, she would have to look at that thing. And same with |
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