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Charmed, I'm sure Serena Shahiti here will let me ruin your life. How is everyone doing?

I personally have not been going outside for a bit. Okay, last night I went out. You got me. You're crazy.

But before that, I've been living a hermit lifestyle for nearly a week. And I'm not quite sure why, but it's been enlightening.

I've really been expanding my intellectual pursuits and really getting to know myself. I started watching crashing on HBO.

I'm considering dating a redhead. I bought military caffeine gum from the internet. I kind of feel like one of my life's purposes.

And there's so many. There's so many guys. I mean, we don't have time. But one of many is to just consume caffeine in every possible way, particularly in ways that are niche enough that I can't even access them without ordering them from the internet.

That's me know you're being fun and experimental. Okay, I have tried. What if I tried? I tried. Okay, I tried tea that allegedly had more caffeine than coffee. That did not work. It was just tea.

I was not violently shaking the way I do after a cold brew. So trash. Hate it. I also tried caffeine vapes. And I didn't really notice the caffeine.

But I would also note that I am not a reliable source in terms of vape quality, right? I'm not particularly experienced in that field, not a rock.

Those did not have nicotine in them just to clarify the caffeine vapes. In case you thought I was being a bad girl, I would never. It was I think caffeine and then like B vitamins.

So I'm still going to heaven. Everyone knows that the more vitamins you have, the more the more you get to heaven.

Yeah, I didn't really understand what this situation was with vape like do I inhale it? Do I hold it? Do I immediately breathe out?

I have I've smoked and I'm so sorry everyone. I have smoked maybe two or three cigarettes in my lifetime. I don't know why I feel so naughty to admit that.

Like I don't talk about alcohol every week on this podcast, but it's true. I've tried taking a few drags in my day. It was normal, you know, back in my day.

I never liked it. I never understood how maybe I just don't know what inhaling means. Maybe that's the problem, but I never understood how you could possibly inhale the smoke without dying without just like.

Combusting your lungs. I don't know if combusting is the word in that situation cigars that I understand. I'm very pro cigar and I think of them as much healthier than cigarettes are because it requires a whole ritual, you know.

In terms of tobacco, smoking a cigarette is like getting a dunk in Doni's coffee. You know, it's quick. It's easy. It's accessible. You got the app. You get the points, right? Whereas smoking a cigar is like those people on TikTok who set up their DSLRs and lighting equipment to film them making and stirring and iced coffee.

That's the difference. It gives more significance to the indulgence as an indulgence. Like, okay, vaping in the bathroom of like a dive bar is gross. Right? Can we all agree? Hopefully. But going to a cigar bar and being like, we're going to listen to jazz.

And we're going to talk to old men about bond movies. We're going to have cocktails. Maybe if we're at the Carnegie Carnegie Club, hello, some truffle popcorn. Right? Maybe I'll go there tonight.

Anyway, the whole ritual of it takes away from the casual nature, I believe. And so now it's good for you. So honestly, smoked cigars is what I'm saying. Smoked cigars. They're so good. I'm like Dr. Oz kind of, which I love. He's like pretty hot and sexy. Ladies, don't you agree?

I had an awkward moment the other day that I want to share with everyone. I was being interviewed for a podcast. And it wasn't a typical like interview style fun little comedy podcast moment. But more of like a talk with a journalist moment. And I'm not going to say what it is because I don't even know if they'll use anything I said, especially after you hear the story.

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