Episode 32: Cracker Day

The Roundtable of Gentlemen

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4.9 • 2.1K Ratings

🗓️ 4 May 2015

⏱️ 47 minutes

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Summary

Boners and breasts! Butts and bullying! We’ve got it all on this episode of The Round Table. Tune this week as Jackie further cements her reputation as the show’s resident psychotic, Ben tells us of his many, many in school suspensions, Holden gives us a boner story, Ed tells you how to score Xanax in Mexico, and Kevin explains why Cracker Day scared him even though he’s black. You don’t know what Cracker Day is either? Listen up to find out!

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0:00.0	All right
0:02.0	Let's go
0:04.0	Oh, what's that?
0:06.0	Oh, it's okay. What's that?
0:10.0	Dear lord
0:12.0	Soder, dear lord dan sodas mother
0:16.0	Dear lord
0:18.0	Good lord. You leave Trisha out of this.
0:20.0	Dear Trisha
0:22.0	I've been waiting to talk to you for a long time
0:24.0	But I never knew your name until now.
0:26.0	Trisha, you're a fantastic woman with a vagina made of
0:29.0	Dan sodas head at one point
0:31.0	And I think it's just so pretty
0:33.0	And wonderful the way your big gaper was able to
0:35.0	Shit out of schnauz
0:37.0	Like a
0:39.0	Don't even say my coat is Charlie sheen on a bad night
0:41.0	Thank you Trisha. Thank you lord for making Trisha's beautiful anus
0:45.0	And make her mine
0:47.0	So humble
0:49.0	Yes
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