Episode 32.5: The Mask of Zorro

Kill James Bond!

November, Abigail, and Devon

Tv & Film:film Reviews, Tv & Film, Film Reviews

4.7 • 616 Ratings

🗓️ 18 May 2022

⏱️ 11 minutes

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Summary

We finally found it: a movie so horny that three trans people wasn't enough to properly discuss it. So we called in friend of the show and all three hosts of the show, Mattie Lubchansky! The film is Zorro, by the way. The 1998 antonio banderas one where a shirtless anthony hopkins whips out the flames of a candelabra and Devon has heart palpitations. Can you tell I'm caring less and less about the copy on these as time goes by? You can find Mattie athttps://twitter.com/Lubchanskyfind their comics athttps://thenib.com/and support them on patreon athttps://www.patreon.com/Lubchansky Find bonus episodes at our reasonably-priced patreon! https://www.patreon.com/killjamesbond *WEB DESIGN ALERT* Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here: https://www.tomallen.media/ Find us at https://killjamesbond.com and https://twitter.com/killjamesbond

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0:00.0	Welcome to Kill James Bond.
0:02.9	You join us in the dying days of Novo, Espania.
0:06.4	Times are hard here.
0:07.7	The colonial overlords do not care for the people, and misery is abundant.
0:12.6	But what's this?
0:13.8	A mysterious masked stranger has entered the scene.
0:17.2	Their raw sex appeal can be felt meters away like the heat from a fire.
0:22.3	Their mustache glints in the night.
0:24.8	That's right, it's me, Devon.
0:30.8	With an almighty fanfare, the colonial governor steps onto the balcony overlooking the square.
0:36.5	The crowd jeer and spit, but are momentarily taken aback when she delivers a several
0:41.8	minute impassioned speech about the state of trans welfare in Nova, Espania.
0:46.7	It's Abigail Thorne.
0:48.1	Why am I the Japanese?
0:52.7	It's in your fucking name in the recording
0:56.1	Because of the accent
0:57.7	We'll get there
0:59.0	You made this choice
1:00.2	Joining her
1:01.9	Of course
1:02.8	Joining her is a soldier of what I'm being led to believe
1:06.4	May well be the free state of Texas
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