Episode 319: "2 of clubs"

Talkin' Sh*t with Eddie Ifft

Eddie Ifft

Comedy

4.8 • 1.8K Ratings

🗓️ 6 March 2014

⏱️ 62 minutes

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On this very specila episode of TalkinS hit. Eddie is live from the Rhino room in Australia

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0:00.0	Don't fast forward. I know, I know, it's that time of the show where you just want to get to the show.
0:08.0	But you know, this is what makes the show. You guys listening to this stuff and then taking part in it is what makes
0:14.7	talking shit what it is. It's an expensive show to keep going and the short bus is
0:19.4	going to be even more expensive. So right now I need you guys to listen up. We have a sponsor. They are
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2:01.4	All right, shitheads. we're about to start this episode.
2:06.0	Another one that I did in Adelaide at the Rhino Room.
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