You know what this means?

In a world of nothing, a barren hills and cracked earth,

and once proud oceans drained to sand, there will still be a monument to our existence,

bleached by the sun perhaps and blunted by time but everlasting, because

this man represents all that is eternal in the human experience, the courage to stand

for a nation when all others fail or turn away, the strength to recognize the value of freedom

and to accept its cost no matter how great.

Through the curtain of the Aurora, a comet blazes to herald his arrival,

and his victories shall be transcribed into every language known to history, including Klingar.

The Broadworth and Perogi and Hooters' chicken wing eating champion of the world.

Eight-time Nathan's famous hot dog eating champion of the world.

The number one eater in the world that give you America itself.

T.C. and Jake.

All right.

Fuck yes.

America itself.

The greatest eater in the world.

Jake Kemp.

That's right.

You know, Klingon,

that doesn't really speak to me. I'm more of a Star Wars guy

Can you see now

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