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Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventures

Episode 318 - Elevate Your Meat

Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventures

Travis Swartz

Camper, Fishing, Simms, Wilderness, Rivers, Reel, Orvis, Hankpatterson, Wild, Conservation, Outdoors, Comedy, Adventure, Sports, Flyfishing, Mountains, Camping, Hiking, Streams, Costa

5908 Ratings

🗓️ 27 May 2021

⏱️ 72 minutes

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Summary

Previously on Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventures, a bunch of randomness. On this weeks episode learn nearly nothing about electric mountain bikes, nothing but the bagel spice, sriracha bbq sauce, how not to catch a mirror carp and more! Enjoy!

Transcript

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0:00.0

You're rolling we're rolling you don't need to you don't need to have prepared at all

0:06.1

Which is good because did you prepare I did not not at all yeah perfect and then that's what we're looking for because if you prepare, you're going to come up with a bunch of dumb ideas I don't want to talk about.

0:17.0

Whereas I come loaded with gold, I got the gold. I'm ready to go right out the gate here we are boom just

0:24.0

gold from the beginning jump in beginning beginning deep in yeah there's no

0:28.9

water it's the old joke I used to tell about my dad.

0:32.7

It's like, yeah, I remember my, my old man he taught me how to swim,

0:35.8

takes me down the deep end of the pool, and he throws me in,

0:38.4

I'm down there crying, carrying on, he's like,

0:40.6

you think that's bad, wait until they put water in it.

0:43.8

It's a good joke.

0:44.8

I came up with that joke like 15.

0:46.4

We were doing a show at the Egyptian theater in Boise, Idaho.

0:50.3

Sold out performance.

0:51.6

It's not sold out. It holds like 900 people we had six something

0:57.4

That's pretty good and some people. Yeah, I mean that 600 and that

1:01.6

Can you imagine me in a crowd of 600 right now like

1:04.8

no you'd be like what the hell what do you have who's coughing is everybody

1:10.1

vaccinated it's my business.

1:14.0

Um, suddenly like, what is it, HIPAA?

1:19.0

Oh, that's out the window.

1:21.0

That's out the window.

1:22.0

When it comes to vaccines, HIPAA is out the window. That's out the window. When it comes to vaccines, HIPAA is out the window.

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