Episode 317: Zero Gun Salute
Back to Work
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🗓️ 31 March 2017
⏱️ 80 minutes
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After some very important follow-up, and more than a little shucking and jiving, your hosts answer questions from listeners.
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| 0:00.0 | Hi, Merlin. Hi, Dan. How are you doing? |
| 0:07.6 | Uh, it's been a been a weird morning. Yeah, weird how? Well, you know, uh, you know, it's been, |
| 0:15.5 | nays mostly been a good morning. I got a lot accomplished. I prepared for the program. |
| 0:19.6 | But I realized around 915 this morning that I drank three kombuchas yesterday. Is that more |
| 0:27.3 | than usual? Ask me how I realized it. How did you realize it? You don't want to know. |
| 0:33.2 | Does it have a digestive effect? It's a living beverage rejoice. Oh my gosh. Oh god, it's got a lot of |
| 0:40.0 | probiotics. And, uh, oh, hey, how's it going there, buddy? Uh, I don't know, I get rid of some of these |
| 0:45.7 | bottles. So, so what was the most you've ever had if you ever pushed the system before in the past? |
| 0:51.8 | Well, when I first started, before I'd really developed a taste for it, I was having, you know, |
| 0:56.7 | one slowly and then, you know, it's like any kind of powder. I once you get into it, you really start, |
| 1:02.8 | you start really stuffing it in there so you're like a freaking mummy. Yeah, jamming it. You're |
| 1:06.0 | jamming it literally literally into every crevice of your body to express your full masculine |
| 1:10.6 | potential in your and your grill and mindset. You want to get all that really jammed in there. |
| 1:13.7 | Precious precious bodily fluid precious, uh, per pepe, pepe, purity of essence. I will no longer |
| 1:20.2 | sit back and allow communist infiltration communist indoctrination and the international communist |
| 1:26.4 | conspiracy to sap and impureify all of our precious bodily fluids. Do you think there's anyone in |
| 1:33.3 | our audience who hasn't seen that movie yet? Boy, it's a good movie. You're gonna have to answer |
| 1:38.3 | the Coca-Cola company. Um, so I was able to spend some time preparing my, uh, my wireless device. |
| 1:46.8 | Mm-hmm. Boy, oh boy. Mm-hmm. It's really neat. You get to like, really revisit a lot of what you |
| 1:52.7 | enjoyed yesterday. Kind of like scrubbing. It's like, it's like a, a life in review. |
| 1:59.0 | Mm-hmm. Yeah, exactly. It's like predestination. It just spend its quality time with yourself. |
| 2:04.8 | From now on, I'm gonna call diarrhea, the bootstrap paradox. Oh my god. So I says, |
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