Episode 317: Season 14 Episode 3 - A Pair Of Balls
Alright Mary: All Things RuPaul's Drag Race
Colin Drucker & Johnny Also
4.6 • 1.2K Ratings
🗓️ 23 January 2022
⏱️ 86 minutes
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Summary
This week we’re back to 14 queens, and just in time for not just one but two balls! With three categories each, that’s 42 looks on the runway. But frankly, most of the highlights for us this week were in the workroom. Whether it was the sisterly bonding over bugs and backstories, the TV ready banter or the emerging “What kind of teacher would she be?” energy, we could have focused on painting all day. Meanwhile a bittersweet twist is added in the form of 14 chocolate bars, one gold ticket and horn sound effect we just can’t get enough of.
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| 0:00.0 | All right, Mary. |
| 0:16.0 | June. |
| 0:20.0 | Now your fate rests in the hands of the drag gods. |
| 0:26.6 | You've been hiding your candy. |
| 0:29.6 | If you have the gold bar, you will be saved. |
| 0:34.6 | There is still a chance that June could unwrap the golden chocolate bar. |
| 0:39.3 | So now is the moment of truth. |
| 0:43.3 | Now, let's see what you got. |
| 0:47.3 | I want to stay in this competition so badly. |
| 0:52.3 | Please pray from me. |
| 0:53.3 | Ugh. in this competition so badly. Please pray from me. |
| 1:01.1 | It's chocolate. |
| 1:04.3 | Cut to Rupal, |
| 1:05.7 | dressed as jigsaw going, |
| 1:08.9 | Game over and slamming a big metal door. |
| 1:10.3 | I... You know what? Holy shit. Yeah. over and slamming a big metal door. |
| 1:14.6 | Holy shit. |
| 1:21.1 | You know what, Colin, I'll bet the golden ticket makes the chocolate taste terrible. |
| 1:23.5 | I've heard that somewhere. |
| 1:36.4 | I got to say, Rupal's face, her eyes are wide right before or right as June is opening it up, like, what's going to happen? |
| 1:44.2 | There is no way production would have allowed the golden ticket twist to be over episode one. |
| 1:44.8 | Absolutely. |
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