Episode 317- Dracula 2000 (1999)
Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast
Werewolf Ambulance
4.7 • 635 Ratings
🗓️ 25 January 2021
⏱️ 58 minutes
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Summary
For the second week in a row, we're wandering around in the strange and somewhat incomprehensible world of the year 1999: the dawning of a new millenium, Y2K and the 1999 modernization of a classic tale, "Dracula 2000." Seriously though, why? (and is the pun "Why2K" too much? Eh, too late now.) Special topics for your consideration include: a lot of very very good Dracula-based film ideas, the ephemeral quality of Monster Magnet in our memories, the inexplicable relationship between Dracula and nu-metal, and weird pants and even weirder plot points.
Some vampire movies are really good, like Episode 163- "Let the Right One In." A lot of other vampire movies are really bad, like Episode 89- "Queen of the Damned."
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | The Katie |
| 0:26.1 | Alan |
| 0:27.0 | What this movie presupposes is |
| 0:30.9 | What if he didn't? |
| 0:36.3 | Die a little big horn. |
| 0:39.8 | Did you? |
| 0:42.1 | Had you seen this film? |
| 0:44.4 | Oh yes. |
| 0:45.0 | And recently. |
| 0:46.5 | So you knew what was going to happen. |
| 0:50.3 | See, here's something that everyone should know. |
| 0:53.1 | Tell me. |
| 0:53.7 | I love you and I want you to feel my pain. |
| 0:57.8 | I just love the idea of you watching this to me and like my friend Katie, whom I love, needs this. |
| 1:05.5 | I think I also was like, man, we had a lot of fun talking shit on Jared Butler. |
| 1:09.6 | We could really go to town on this movie. Oh, well, can we? He has like, man, we had a lot of fun talking shit on Gerard Butler. We could really go to town on this movie. |
| 1:11.6 | Oh, well, can we? |
| 1:13.2 | He has like no lines. |
| 1:16.9 | I don't think he could, well, he couldn't do a Transylvanian accent. |
| 1:20.6 | He didn't even attempt that. |
| 1:21.8 | No, no, no. |
| 1:22.7 | And that's, I think, for the best. |
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