Episode 317 – Birthday Saturday

The Kickabout With Johnny Vaughan

Radio X

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4.8 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 16 July 2022

⏱️ 35 minutes

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It’s a very special day on The Kickabout… but don’t worry, we won’t go on about it. You can hear The Kickabout live on Radio X from 11am every Saturday, and if you want to take the boys Around Your Ground or introduce them to your mates in the Sunday League Of Extraordinary Gentlemen then get in touch on [email protected]

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0:00.0	The Kickabout with Johnny Vaughan.
0:02.4	Radio X.
0:14.3	Welcome to The Kickabout.
0:15.7	Happy Saturday to you.
0:17.0	And indeed, happy birthday to me, Gav.
0:19.9	Awesome.
0:20.4	Happy birthday Saturday. Thank you very muchav. Awesome. Happy birthday Saturday.
0:21.4	Thank you very much, Vinnie. Happy birthday Saturday. That's all right, matey. And it is my birthday Saturday. When you're a kid, you felt so pleased to have your birthday on a Saturday. When it landed. It was like amazing, right? Yes, it was. Sunday. Ooh. Because that generally meant in my life, that also meant for an extra treat, we'd be going to grannies. Oh, my God. Not good. Not good. Yeah, they're using up your last day of the weekend as well. And also when I was kid, no shops open. Right. So Sunday meant a trip to grandparents and no shopping. And no, yeah. Saturday, that meant things were on. You might get to go to something that was on, like, an air show. Right. You know, or a safari park. And it hasn't been wasted on a weekday at school or anything. No, I never think it's July, July 16th. It's not going to happen. So it meant a trip to somewhere. Exciting. Awesome. Yeah. Or somewhere to go and like sometimes with my dad, we went big game hunting.
0:54.6	There you. So it meant a trip to somewhere, exciting. Awesome. Yeah. Or somewhere to go and like sometimes with my dad we went big game hunting. No, you did. Yeah, we did. You went to Spice Museums. All right, we did. No, my dad took me big game hunting. One day, one year I remember we went hunting me a cat. Really? You wouldn't find any. But, you know, it's cheap, isn't it? Yeah, I guess.
1:28.6	You know, if you go bear hunting.
1:29.1	Yeah.
1:31.2	You're somewhere that he knows, there isn't any?
1:31.8	Right.
1:32.5	Hampstead Heath.
1:33.1	Yeah, yeah.
1:34.2	You can't really get in trouble.
1:28.3	No, no. He says, let's go look for bears, son. Yeah. We have. We're just driveling around the cones of sport. There'll be loads more of that before midday. Yeah.
1:29.3	And indeed before one, because we've got a good, bad and ugly in the world of sport.
1:47.1	That's coming up.
1:47.9	It's very golf-oriented today, which means you wouldn't know it.
1:52.4	Right.
1:53.1	Anyway, first up, on my birthday, here's Queens of the Stone Age.
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