Episode 316 - Unicorn Serial Killer

Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventures

Travis Swartz

Camper, Fishing, Simms, Wilderness, Rivers, Reel, Orvis, Hankpatterson, Wild, Conservation, Outdoors, Comedy, Adventure, Sports, Flyfishing, Mountains, Camping, Hiking, Streams, Costa

5 • 908 Ratings

🗓️ 13 May 2021

⏱️ 69 minutes

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Summary

Another step into the weirdness of the great outdoors and the creatures who live there. Sasquatch murder, Mosquitoes saving the rain forest and the etiquette of tipping your guide. Hambone! Flapjack! Enjoy.

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0:00.0	Check,
0:03.0	check, check it out, check it out, check it out,
0:04.0	check it out, check it out,
0:06.0	bop-a-da-a-da-a-da-a-a-da-a-da-a-da-a,
0:08.0	ba-da,
0:10.0	that's the end of the sound check.
0:15.0	Hey, I'm Hank Patterson and I'm alone in a room.
0:18.0	That is, it's weird.
0:20.0	It is weird. Nobody is joining me today.
0:22.0	I don't need anybody. I don't need
0:23.2	friends. I don't need Kevin. I don't need Alex. I don't need anybody. I don't need
0:27.4	anybody. I don't need anything. She's me. All alone in a room. Here I am, but it's weird.
0:31.3	I'm alone in a room just talking to all of you. I'm not talking to myself people are like oh is that weird to sit in a room talk to yourself I'm not talking to myself I'm talking to the people both of them that listen to this show
0:43.9	religiously the ones that listen to it religiously
0:46.3	That's what I'm talking to I'm talking to both of you or one well. I'm talking to that one guy
0:50.8	Talk to that one guy that listens to this show. I'm talking to my mom that's what I'm
0:54.6	right now I'm just talking to my mom hey mom hey mom hey what's going on she
0:57.5	listens to my show religiously actually she was in town I don't know, like a week ago or something like that.
1:05.0	She came to town and I was talking about the podcast.
1:09.0	I was like, oh yeah, the podcast, I can't remember what I was talking about.
1:11.0	I was probably talking about my colonoscopy and
1:14.3	uh my mom was like oh man tell me more that's fantastic wonderful son. But anyway
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