My opening joke in the mountains, the Borsch belt, the worst joke ever.

I get on stage and I'd say, good evening ladies and Jews, I don't know with that.

Then I'd say, I met a girl last night that was so skinny. I mean, this girl was so thin. I mean, we're talking

skinny here. I introduce her to the matri-D at the restaurant, and he says, check your umbrella.

That's how skinny this girl was.

I'm Brendan Francis Nuneum. And I'm Rico Gagliano.

Welcome to a special edition of the dinner party download,

the show that helps you win this week's dinner parties.

You just heard the great Mel Brooks tell a not-so-great joke to break the ice.

Classically a not-so-great joke.

Yes.

And there's plenty more of that to come because this is our annual all icebreaker show.

That's right. Every week on the show we somehow convinced the likes of David Dukovny,

Jeffrey Tambor, Corntucker, and Bill Nye, the Science Guy, to regale us with punty tales about various types of people walking in the bars,

knock knocking on doors and screwing in light bulbs. And once a year we gather them all together into a groan-tastic audio package just for you.

Some are funny, most or not, but there are definitely a lot of them.

Here to get us started is the star of the CW series Jane the Virgin, Golden Globe-winning

actress Gina Rodriguez.

Enjoy.

Okay, here's my joke.

What did one math book say to the other? I got problems. Here's my joke. What did one math book say to the other?

I got problems.

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