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Hell yeah. Get your tits out. I'm going to be getting my tits out very soon. We are. Yeah, about 24 hours-ish? Well, unfortunately. No, not really. No, we're not going to be there in 24 hours. We're going on a fucking plane at like 1 o'clock in the morning tomorrow. Yeah, it's a fucking mess.

I don't know.

We do that shit to ourselves all the time.

Yeah. fucking playing it like one o'clock in the morning tomorrow. Yeah, it's a fucking mess. I don't know. We do that shit to ourselves all the time. Yeah, I don't understand what the fuck we are thinking when we book these flights. It's really, listen, here's what it is. From the comfort of your couch when you're well rested and you have a, you know, a full stomach and you're not thinking about being tired or starving or any of those things. 12 hours connecting flight, leaving at 1 a.m. No big fucking deal. I didn't realize we had a six-hour layover in fucking Denver. Yeah, that'll be fun. Yeah. I mean, especially when you don't drink anymore. It's going to be really something. What the hell are we going to do for six hours? I told you, they have that fucking lounge upstairs.

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