James E, James E, Corned U and me, James E, Stephen P newsies can safely airing

A Q&A podcast with co-host Brian Lass, tell that guy, take off the stiff and fucking mask

Keep all your round love marches in your shithole bars

Keep all your comfort wrestlers too, James E, the things that you're so mean

And when they ask you, I say thank you, fuck you by, keep your jazz hands on my TV screen

He's had another mark and stuff, the bucks and the mega, a bunch of fools

Try your wrist, knock hip, toss, cut out all your flippin' thong

And for fuck's sake, I love you tankings, learn the fucking rules, James E, James E

Hello again, everybody, and welcome to another throw-packed, exciting, sidelating episode of the Jim Corned Experience

I'm Jim Corned, today on the program

We're going to talk about fights in Texas, wrestlers on Mars, and impeached asshole

We'll talk to Dr. Tom Pritchard on training, the modern generation, and the Wednesday night wars

One show dunked, the other show drowned, ladies and gentlemen, and to join me in all this fine conversation

Hawaiian Brian, the podcasting lion, the King of the Arcadian Vanguard podcast network, Mr. Co-host to you

He's the proprietor of the French Toast Chateau, and he once gave swimming lessons to Mary Jocke Peckney

Your friend and mine, the great Brian Last

Aloha Jim, a pleasure to be here for another sidelating episode of the Jim Corned Experience

The Mary Jocke Peckney line may be too esoteric for this crowd

I was trying to, I was, I was keeping with the nautical motif, but it's also a politically charged time in our country

Combined the two of those, what do you get?

The nautical motif of this episode, I guess

One dunked one drown, I guess

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