Yeah, the tasteless gentlemen better than the sex you ain't having.

Alex the King of Wedden Scoop, just a business man.

Bradley over there picking their rocks up, show knee getting peg while Don trying to scheme

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It's kind of unfortunate that that word gooning came about. It makes you sort of see the name of the movie Goonies a little differently. Nah, when I think of goons, I think of like a really gangster, like hood dudes. Yeah, like Higgins with a ski mask on. It's all black. Yeah, but Goons is gonna get you. You never watched Goonies growing up? Of course.

Yeah, of course.

I feel like you were probably scared of Goonies. Nah, I was scared of Freddy Cougar. Straight up. Yeah, he was scary, dude. He was. And my next street over where I used to live when I grew up, like it was Elm Street, and I was always scared to go on that street as a kid.

I was like, fuck, dude.

It's Freddy Cougars block, man.

I don't want to go on that street as a kid. I was like, fuck, dude. I'm playing you.

It's Freddie Cougars block, man. I don't want to get snatched up. You're treating it like Martin Luther King Boulevard. Pretty much, man. It avoided it at all costs. It's unfortunate, man. How is Martin Luther King Boulevard? That's your hood, man. It's my hood, yeah. What's going on over there? Anything?

They do a parade?

Two police chases that ended on my street in the last Boulevard, dude. That's your hood, man. It's my hood, yeah. What's going on over there? Anything?

They do a parade?

Two police chases that ended on my street in the last four months. It ended on your street. One of them crashed. Like in front of you? Really? Did you hear the crash? No, I saw the aftermath. They had all my streets blocked off and I pulled up. You're like, I fucking live here.

No, I talked to what I was like, what the fuck happened?

I was talking to a police officer and he's like, oh yeah, somebody robbed someone in fucking Rancho Bernardo and then he was, they chased him all the way down here. Dude, dude was trying to go home back to his fucking house. Don't you want to go to your home? That's when he crashed. So they had the whole fucking everything was blocked off. Dude, there was some drunk driver hit a cop on mission boulevard right across the street from the local so like um

basically like that crosswalk where open bar is yeah i brought that thing i can plug you

my friend i was we're at my brother's house for his birthday party and And, like, he drops me off at, like, 8.30-ish. And sirens start going fucking crazy. And that's, you know, like, if you hear, like, one siren, like, you assume, like, something, like, an accident or, like, whatever. When you start hearing, like, multiple, say, yeah, you're like, oh, some shit's, going down. And then like sure enough, like in the morning I saw like the like the like in my IG reels. It's been a while. You forgot out of the couches. And it was like, yeah, some cop like not even in his car like just like on the sidewalk got hit by a drunk driver. And like they they had like, I think chase the fucking driver and got his ass.

Every time I see like police sirens and like a whole bunch of cop cars, I always want to like follow them to see what's cracking. Just do it at a distance. Why does that not surprise me at all? Yeah, that checks out for you, dog. Yeah, for sure. Y'all are ever curious? You always like the like kind of illegal shit. That's not illegal? That's illegal. To fall. I don't think it is. I'm not going to go.

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