Hey shitheads, I'm about to give you one of the best episodes you've ever had in your entire life

Life's lives lives are at stake they really are tonight. You'll see why I've got an amazing cast of characters on this show tonight some of our favorite

guests of all times and one of our least favorite that's right they're all coming at

you before we do I just want to put a plea out there we've worked really hard on the show

we get no more sponsorship from you guys please get get yourself a t-shirt we got

awesome t-shirts they're American apparel shirts we got

them in size large extra-large extra- extra-large they we've got two types of shirts we got

the hashtag operes nipple and we also have the I hate Podcast but I heart talking shit shirts. So just

get one wear them out to the shows. I love when you shitheads come out to my shows and

if you wear the t-shirts it would be even better. If you buy a t-shirt to be even better.

If you buy a t-shirt through sponsoring the show, they're 50 bucks and you sponsor the show

and then, you know, we take care of you, you take care of us and the show continues so by that if you just want a

poster they're 25 bucks a hundred bucks you get a shout out 250 or a hundred bucks you get

DVDs and CDs. What is it? A hundred or 250 you get a

shout out 500 you get to a song about you and a thousand you get to hang out at the

rape cottage.

We had one of the a thousand dollar donors come out tonight

and he got to stay. We taped three episodes tonight so he got to stay for three episodes and he agreed

that it was one of the best nights ever so it will be

one of the best experiences and a lot of you say I'm saving up for it the other

thing is you don't have to save up for it give a hundred now give a hundred later

give two fifty later once it all adds up you go, hey I'm a

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