Episode 314 - Nick Swardson
Breaking Bread with Tom Papa
All Things Comedy
4.7 • 1.2K Ratings
🗓️ 31 March 2026
⏱️ 81 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Jamie Lang and Sophie Haboo have arrived on Disney Plus. |
| 0:04.0 | We're having a baby. |
| 0:06.0 | We're having a baby. |
| 0:07.0 | I've always wanted to be mom. |
| 0:09.0 | And we're bringing you on our journey through everything. |
| 0:12.0 | I have no idea what we're doing. |
| 0:13.0 | Thank you. I have more of an idea. |
| 0:15.0 | I think of it like a Tamagotchi. |
| 0:17.0 | At the end of all of this... |
| 0:20.0 | We're going to have a little baby. |
| 0:21.6 | Raising Chelsea, a Hulu original series streaming April 2nd exclusively on Disney Plus. |
| 0:27.2 | 18 plus subscription required T's and T supply. |
| 0:30.2 | It is fascinating about getting older though, because you just physically, you deal with shit. |
| 0:34.7 | And like, I'm diabetic, you know? |
| 0:37.7 | Right. |
| 0:38.0 | I dealt with drinking. |
| 0:39.7 | I haven't drank for over a year now. |
| 0:42.3 | And so, you know, it's just interesting the stages of what you go through. |
| 0:47.2 | Yeah, just to be clear, the reason I don't have bread today is because Nick texted me and said, I'm diabetic, so don't worry about the bread. |
| 0:55.6 | Yeah. |
| 0:56.3 | And I was really relieved. |
| 0:58.4 | And I got you a candle instead. |
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