Episode 314 - Mosquitoes Came First
Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventures
Travis Swartz
5 • 908 Ratings
🗓️ 29 April 2021
⏱️ 66 minutes
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Summary
Baby news. Colonoscopy updates. An in depth discussion on the purpose of mosquitoes. Corn fields. Pythons. Wind for the win! Here's an hour of hilarity you do not want to miss! Hambone! Enjoy.
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| 0:00.0 | folder one zoom oh 32 okay oh yeah we got technical difficulties you didn't nobody heard the |
| 0:08.3 | technical difficulties you were having technical difficulties yeah nobody could hear it. |
| 0:14.0 | But suffice it to say that prior to this moment, |
| 0:18.0 | prior to saying the words technical difficulties, |
| 0:21.0 | we were having technical difficulties. |
| 0:23.4 | Yes, pre-technical difficulties. Yes, pre-technical difficulties. |
| 0:26.3 | Man, we're starting off with a bang. |
| 0:28.4 | As usual. |
| 0:29.4 | Well, we weren't, we were, hey, we didn't have a show last week. |
| 0:32.1 | Oh, I'm sorry. |
| 0:34.0 | I'm sorry that we were busy, that we had life going on, |
| 0:38.0 | and we weren't able to just sit down and, for free, |
| 0:41.0 | entertain you. |
| 0:42.0 | Mm-hmm. |
| 0:43.0 | Got a bunch of emails. |
| 0:44.0 | Uh-huh, no podcast? |
| 0:46.0 | They just said no podcast, but I just assumed that it was like... |
| 0:49.0 | Right. |
| 0:50.0 | What are you lazy bastards doing? |
| 0:52.0 | What the fuck? Just do you? The fuck? |
| 0:54.0 | Just get a lot of that. |
| 0:56.0 | The fuck? |
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