All right, I'm rolling. It's more cozy in here. It's like if you can hear the faint sound of a lawnmower,

got this great new recording area and somebody decides to mow their yard like three feet away from the

wall. You are attached to a fairway. You probably I mean yeah well yeah

there's probably going to be a lot of lawn mowing around here. I imagine.

People who play golf or really like to make sure they have a well-manicured lawn.

Where they can take their stupid walk and do their dumb sport.

Anyway, ha ha, just kidding, come on, come on man.

Everybody that goes, everybody that golfs back there looks super frustrated.

That's what they would. It just looks miserable.

Doesn't it? Well, it's the ninth fairway, so by the time they're there, they're just, you know, they've had eight horrible experiences.

This is the ninth. And they're just realizing, oh, oh shit this is only the halfway point well

it's eight holes before now but there's four or five bad experiences per hole yeah

and and you are realizing at the point that you're next to my house, you're not even halfway.

This sucks this bad. Why am I golfing? It costs a shit ton of money. Here I am and oh my

God this is only the halfway mark. I find Joy knowing that I've already golfed my last round.

Yeah.

Not yet 40.

Have you ever golfed?

Two or three times?

And you're done.

Done.

Smart. Yeah. Not done. Yeah.

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