Episode 312: "Defender of the Drunks" with Henry Phillips and Yoshi Obayashi
Talkin' Sh*t with Eddie Ifft
Eddie Ifft
4.8 • 1.8K Ratings
🗓️ 11 February 2014
⏱️ 92 minutes
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Henry Phillips and Yoshi Obayashi are on this episode of talkinS hit. Listen in while the guys talk about LA hipsters, porn shops and Henry shares his chicken potpie recipe, all this and more on this episode of TalkinS hit.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey shitheads, it's Valentine's Day it's coming up and that's the time where you guys get out of trouble. |
| 0:05.6 | Most shitheads that listen to the show have some kind of significant other, whether it be a wife a girlfriend |
| 0:13.0 | a slam piece I can't believe I even said that |
| 0:16.0 | I regret saying that you know you might have someone you might have a girl that you want to be your girlfriend. Well, it's Valentine's Day, and this is the time |
| 0:25.1 | to get yourself out of trouble or get yourself |
| 0:27.1 | into some vagina. |
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| 0:36.2 | with a free glass vase for just 1999 |
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| 0:50.8 | a huge bouquet and then you get for nine99 more, you get the chocolates and the teddy bear. |
| 0:56.5 | Pro Flowers is the best way to get flowers. |
| 0:58.9 | Get them to your important person's house. |
| 1:01.6 | Could be your mother, you you know it's Valentine's Day |
| 1:03.3 | don't be a dick get them get them something and uh... pro flowers is quick easy and |
| 1:08.0 | uh... delivers guaranteed on valentine's day |
| 1:10.6 | you can't beat them for their price or convenience just make this happen all you got |
| 1:15.6 | to do you want to make it happen the only way to get this amazing Valentine's Day deal |
| 1:19.4 | 100 blooms of love with free glass vase for just 1999 or upgrade and add chocolates and |
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