A ladies and gentlemen,

and gentlemen, welcome to the Ross

Patterson Revolution.

brought to you by Black Rifle Coffee dot com. Where did our child eat

where our child eat yesterday?

Where did it go? Where did it go? Where did you take him? Where did you typically

take him? Because I saw a little McDonald's bag out in the car. That was a couple lunches past. Yeah you bet we probably go there what four or five times a week

Easily for kids you know? Yeah, that's what's so shitty is that I'm like I'll feed it to him, but I won't touch the stuff. Well, we can't. We can't touch the stuff. I can't. The reason why I bring this up, people are pissed. They're pissed. Oh what are they pissed about?

That Clemson won the national title, came to the White House, we're in a government

shutdown and Trump had McDonald's, Burger King, Wendy's,

Domino's, every fast food cornucopia laid out for them.

I don't know why anybody's pissed about this to me that is a

fucking dream yeah that's a peace offering that is oh my god that's a smorgas that's a

that's a that's a king spread when I saw that spread. I got a little choked up as a college kid. Holy shit even as an is an adult

That was my favorite spread I've ever seen. Every

fucking celebrity and in media of oh God it's disgraceful. They go to the White

House they win the national championship and you serve them fast food.

Were they into it? Love it. They're college kids. They're the best time of their life.

Smart. The kid who won the MVP was just like dude don't let the media fucking

Bring this down this was awesome. This was awesome. Yeah. This is what we wanted

And here's the thing for the people at home.

You go to these things at the White House or whatever.

...