Episode 312- Black Christmas (2019)
Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast
Werewolf Ambulance
4.7 • 635 Ratings
🗓️ 21 December 2020
⏱️ 64 minutes
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Summary
Listen buddies, I am like 99% sure we made it through this episode without morosely singing "happy holidaaaaaays" even ONCE. I might be wrong about that though; regardless, we tried. For this year's holiday spectacular, we're discussing the 2019 remake "Black Christmas." Special topics for your consideration include: POOTS! Great cat names! Not borrowing your friend's DivaCup! Starting a cult! Ben Shapiro! We're all over the place, it's the holidays.
This is our SEVENTH holiday episode, holy ghost. Here are the first six:
2014: Episode 9- "Silent Night, Deadly Night"
2015: Episode 61- "Krampus"
2016: Episode 113- "Black Christmas" (Bonus: Episode 114- "Gremlins"!)
2017- Episode 156- "Gingerdead Man"
2018- Episode 208- "Better Watch Out"
2019- Episode 260- "Rare Exports"
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Outro song is A. Wallis- "EMT"
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Katie. |
| 0:14.0 | I have some bad news. |
| 0:17.0 | Please give me some bad news. |
| 0:18.5 | I could do with more of it. |
| 0:20.4 | I've realized that this pandemic has really changed me. |
| 0:23.3 | In what way? |
| 0:23.9 | I've lost my working class roots. |
| 0:26.2 | What is this supposed to mean? |
| 0:27.8 | This is me just assuming that everybody has home box office. |
| 0:31.3 | Oh, yeah, because you're bougie, though. |
| 0:33.9 | I'm bougie as fuck. |
| 0:36.2 | I've hit $15 to now own this movie from Amazon. |
| 0:40.2 | I'm so sorry. |
| 0:41.4 | That's okay. |
| 0:43.3 | I will send you $15, though. |
| 0:45.8 | $7.50 because I get to keep the movie. |
| 0:48.6 | Okay. |
| 0:49.1 | All right. |
| 0:49.5 | You have the resale value on it. |
| 0:51.6 | Yeah. |
| 0:52.2 | I don't know, you know, when Amazon goes under and I don't own it |
| 0:55.5 | anymore, then I'll probably ask for the $750 that's in arrears, but. Please charge interest. |
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