Episode 311- Girl on the Third Floor (2019)

Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast

Werewolf Ambulance

Movie, Comedy, Film, Film Reviews, Tv & Film, Podcast, Horror

4.7 • 635 Ratings

🗓️ 14 December 2020

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Summary

*URGENT ALERT* In this week's episode, we get pretty lewd and we're sorry about it. In general, we hope you don't listen to our episodes with kids around but this one reeeaaally takes the cake. What can we say, we got punchy!

We're discussing a 2019 film that stars everyone's favorite straight edge former pro wrestler, CM Punk, "Girl on the Third Floor." Special topics for your consideration include: the perils of being a generally non-confrontational person, having nebby neighbors who don't actually give you any helpful information, financial advisor tattoos, a very very drippy bodily fluid that we cannot seem to stop talking about, and thinking about ghost sex? Maybe just don't.

Love watching professional wrestlers act in horror movies? You've got Jesse "The Body" Ventura in Episode 80- "Predator" and Skywalker Nitron (aka Tyler Mane) in Episode 301- "Halloween" (kind of an obscure wrestler, but he was the only-ever champion of the Universal Wrestling Federation in the mid 1990s, so it counts!) We've also discussed one of the few WWE-produced films to not feature a superstar, Episode 16- "Oculus."

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0:00.0	All right, just start to see that again.
0:19.0	All right, just start to see that again.
0:26.4	What, but I'll save talking about my outlets jizzing on me until later.
0:29.8	Whose jizz was that?
0:32.4	Oh, it was the, that it used to be a bordello.
0:33.9	Who's jizz?
0:35.1	The 1920s jizz.
0:36.9	1909 jizz.
0:38.3	That's vintage. That's a nice vintage. 1909 Jiz. That's vintage.
0:40.3	That's a nice vintage.
0:42.4	It's a good year for Jiz, 1909.
0:43.9	It's Vinges.
0:47.1	Wait, are you recording now?
0:48.8	Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I've been recording. This is the show.
0:49.8	We've never started off with so much jiz talk.
0:52.4	No.
0:53.1	I've never said jizz so many times in a short period of time.
0:56.9	We're still recording online, guys.
0:58.7	Yeah.
0:59.4	So I can't tell if Alan's recording and we're just talking or we're just two friends talking about jiz.
1:06.9	Oh, man.
1:07.7	Oh, God damn it.
	...

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