She's men keep saying how much they want a strong woman.

What they really want is a cheerleader.

I'd like someone who's physically very frail and won't stop talking.

I just want what everybody wants. I seem to have a harder time getting it.

Hello everyone and welcome to maximum film. It's episode 311 and we're sending y'all

straight to love heaven.

It shows if you want you waiting in the booth with me all my friends,

so let me introduce you to them.

First up, we have my favorite critic and the Christmas Zaddy himself.

Elazo all day, what's good?

Oh, I'll tell you it.

Well, first of all, I just want to say,

Dre I wanted me to tell everyone that she's not on this episode

because she hates love and hot guys and that's why she's

absolutely not doing this episode.

I just want to put that out there. Talk to Drea if you're mad.

You know, I didn't say it's here.

What's good with me besides roasting our absent friend

is I went to the road this week to see the Keith Hearing exhibition called Art is for everybody and it was so great.

I mean like he is kind of the visual soundtrack of my coming out in the late 80s like I realized how many like key pairing stop

AIDS or national coming out day buttons I once wore on my denim jacket but to see like the big pieces in person was really breathtaking.

And, you know, we think about like the sort of whimsy of his stuff.

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