Episode 310: Woodstock 99

Slop Quest

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.9 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 9 August 2021

⏱️ 85 minutes

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Summary

Hey there, ho there, hi there. This episode starts off with some news about the show's fave comic. After that, Danish talks about seeing Snoop Dogg do some Olympic coverage for NBC. That leads into Danish talking about the Woodstock 99 documentary that's on HBO Max. It's a real doozy. That weekend made Fyre Festival look like a utopia. O'Neill discusses a show he watched on HBO Max as well, an animated show called Prince. After that, it's finally time for a Jean-Claude Van Damme update! Eat your obese heart out, Seagal. JCVD is a real man's man, and people still clamor to see him! After last week's shocking info about American Pickers, O'Neill drops a Frank Fritz bombshell! This situation is getting UGLY. And that wraps up another unbelievable episode.

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0:00.0	All right
0:30.0	They're gonna find you in trash cans right outside of a minute to show starts y'all so sick with them
0:47.2	Yeah
0:50.4	Dia's brothers must hate it
0:51.8	I saw that stocked and it's like one of the most moved to metropolitan areas in the country is it because of them
0:58.0	Yeah, he's got to be like these fucking motherfuckers. Yeah my fucking town bro fucking
1:05.2	Jennifer and
1:07.0	Fuckin toffee jobs and fucking we jobs are fucking
1:11.6	Center fried dog fucking gentrified and fucking burgers and shit fucking super side that fucking shit dog
1:19.3	Speak of the Dia's brothers. Well, not real kind, I guess, but you see
1:24.1	Brenda shop that Brenda shop account did a video shop, but I could not I couldn't believe it
1:31.8	It really oh boy. He said he said a new low
1:36.0	Shobbler. Yeah, Shobbler is right. So it's him and Tom Segura and before I get into it
1:42.6	I don't blame Tom Segura at all Tom Segura guy for what goes on here
1:47.0	But they're talking about
1:49.4	People who get into comedy who are not comics and it's crazy
1:53.6	It's crazy that he's this not self-aware
1:58.2	He's like what jobs like some of these guys. I mean, they're just terrible and they get on these line ups
2:04.2	He's like I even see it at the comedy so it was drives me crazy because you're not a fucking comedy so comic
2:10.8	You only do promoted shows there. That's it. You don't even do that many if you hear that you're like, oh this guy's there all the time
2:17.2	You're never there. So he's like I see it on their rosters man sometimes these guys come in
2:23.2	It's terrible dude. I would I couldn't believe that this guy the worst of the worst from the comedy store roster
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