Episode 310: Nominally Mine
Back to Work
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🗓️ 7 February 2017
⏱️ 80 minutes
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Summary
TOPIC: My place is here—I fight with you!
This week, Dan and Merlin cover a meetup announcement, Merlin's Les Mis obsession, Dan's new Hackintosh Method, and the Benjamin Family's slippery bar problem. Merlin advocates for "The Tiny Life Improvement Project." Pens and pencils are recommended, desks are discussed, and LBJ speaks out about his bespoke slack needs.
The boys talk about the FTC's actions over Vizio's super-creepy user tracking, and wonder what questions to ask about the future of privacy on our smart devices.
Things wrap with a quick discussion of culture-specific cargo culting and why we still cut the ends off the roast.
Links for this episode:
- Ungainly X-Mann Meetup #15 — Merlin Mann
MERLIN MANN (Back to Work, Roderick on the Line, Reconcilable Differences, You Look Nice Today, et al.) invites you to drop by Two Cats Comics on the evening of Thursday, February 23rd to hang out, talk about comics, and just say, “Hi.” It's free and it's fun.
- Les Misérables 25th Anniversary Concert - "One Day More"
"Tomorrow we'll discover what our God in Heaven has in store!"
- macfixer on Twitter: "@danbenjamin @hotdogsladies In “Didn’t we cover that years ago?” news — there are now Shabbat-friendly LED light bulbs. https://t.co/hp1X4WzH3F"
- What Vizio was doing behind the TV screen | Federal Trade Commission
- LorAnn Oils
- Government Confirms Vizio TVs Spy on You: How to Stop It
"Add it all up and Vizio captured as many as 100 billion data points each day from millions of TVs."
- Amazon.com: VIZIO E3D420VX 42 Inch Class Theater 3D LCD HDTV with VIZIO Internet Apps (2011 Model): Electronics
- Hackintosh Method
- Podcast Method
- Bacon Method
- Blackwing - Palomino
- Amazon.com : Pilot Precise V7 RT Retractable Rolling Ball Pens, Fine Point, Black Ink, 6 Pack : Office Products
- Amazon.com : Palomino Blackwing Pencils - 12 Count : Wood Lead Pencils : Office Products
- Amazon.com : KUM Long Point Pencil Sharpener with Lead Pointer : German Pencil Sharpener : Office Products
- List of Oval Office desks - Wikipedia
- Resolute desk - Wikipedia
- Walk and talk - Wikipedia
- Lyndon Johnson Held Meetings On The Toilet - KnowledgeNuts
- Vizio TVs were spying on their owners, the government says - Chicago Tribune
- Vizio settles case that said its smart TVs spied on owners - LA Times
- Most smart TVs are tracking you — Vizio just got caught - The Verge
- Jewish Jokes - GantsehMegillah.com
"I don't know why you do it" says the old woman, "but I never had a pan that was large enough!"
- LBJ's Bunghole Needs Room! - YouTube
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| 0:00.0 | Hello, hello, Merlin. How are you? I'm great, Dan. How's your afternoon? Pretty good. Pretty good. So far, pretty. I'm having a good day. I'm setting them up and knock them down. |
| 0:12.4 | One by one. I set them up. I knock them down. Mm hmm. Mm hmm. Why not? I get up again. Dup, Dup, Dup, Dup, Dup, Dup, Dup, Dup, Dup, Dup, Dup. Yep. Yep. Yep. Oh, wait. Got a chance. I got a clicky keyboard. Hang on. |
| 0:22.6 | Oh, remember when I would type on the clicky keyboard. Yes, of course. You got a new one. No, no, no. I just switched to the |
| 0:31.4 | Logitech when I do an audio program. I think my fingers are getting heavier, though, because people complain that you're |
| 0:39.1 | typing too loudly on. Well, everyone has a different editing style. So if they're not running any kind of |
| 0:45.3 | noise gate or limiter or anything, then people will hear it. But I've never heard them complain about it on |
| 0:50.7 | this show. Oh, I didn't mean to imply that. I don't edit. When I edit, I, no matter what I do, |
| 1:02.0 | somebody doesn't like how it sounds. You're an avatar. Is that woman from the robots, the West, |
| 1:09.0 | where I was that still up? I thought it changed the Wolverine. Huh? I'm still seeing the woman. Yeah, I |
| 1:14.0 | try to keep them relevant. One of her eyes is a little weird. Yeah. Hmm. Oh, I've changed it to |
| 1:22.2 | Wolverine on my end. But yeah, you might still be getting the robot lady. That's a Clementine. That's |
| 1:25.5 | Clementine number one. No spoilers. Yeah. Yeah. I changed them. I try to change them for each recording. It's a new |
| 1:32.9 | thing I'm doing. Each time I record with somebody, I change my avatar. Something is relevant to the topic. |
| 1:39.9 | Okay. All right. So you were talking about robots. Well, but see, no, this is if you wanted to call |
| 1:46.4 | in for the show about the elderly, you should have found in when we're doing our pet episode. Okay. |
| 1:51.6 | No, I changed it to Wolverine because I want to announce done done done done. Ungainly. X man, meet up. Number |
| 2:00.0 | 15 has been scheduled. I saw you to watch your web page. I'm clicking. Thank you. Ungainly, |
| 2:07.3 | X man meet up. Number 15. It's going to be Thursday February 23rd from 730 to 9 p.m. at two cats |
| 2:16.9 | comics. That's 320 West portal Avenue in San Francisco. My favorite comic store. My favorite people. |
| 2:22.9 | And so you can come and, you know, don't be creepy, but you know, you come and you hang out. We |
| 2:27.9 | don't just talk about comics. We also talk about Doctor Who. It covers the gamut. I'm going to be |
| 2:32.4 | talking about a lot about laym is because I'm having kind of a laym is thing right now. Of course. |
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