Episode 31: Let the coochie breathe

Bodega Boys

Desus Nice & THE KID MERO

Comedy

4.9 • 13.5K Ratings

🗓️ 22 July 2016

⏱️ 85 minutes

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Summary

The Bronx's very own Bodega Boys giving you their irreverent yet hilarious takes on all things pop culture. Recorded (sometimes) at Red Bull Studios in NYC. This week: Buying shit off of craigslist, sea world, sidepieces, trump's dick, the future of cable, the RNC and more. special shout to @DJDNA89 with the intro

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0:00.0	We want to go!
0:14.0	Thank you, thank you everybody, thank you very much.
0:17.0	I'm so proud to be here during the Bodeca Boys intro.
0:21.0	And you know, I have a speech prepared because I'm always ready.
0:26.0	You know, I have a dream that one day Bodeca Boys will be judged by the content of their jokes.
0:35.0	And that excuse me, hold on, I'm sorry.
0:40.0	Give me the mic.
0:43.0	Hello, good evening everybody, this is Rudolph Giuliani.
0:46.0	I don't know what this lady is saying. She's a Trump supporter.
0:50.0	I'm also a Trump supporter, but I have Rachel's teeth.
0:53.0	I'll give you a second to count my rates of teeth.
0:55.0	I'm the hero of 9-11. I ran into Tower 4 when it was burning and collapsing and saved everybody from life.
1:03.0	I train the dogs that sniff out the bodies.
1:06.0	You should all vote for Trump for president because I'm supporting him.
1:09.0	Listen to me.
1:13.0	What is that?
1:18.0	Wow!
1:24.0	You know who he is, nigga.
1:26.0	It's been fucking bison.
1:28.0	When you hear that music you know what time it is.
1:31.0	Let me tell you something.
1:33.0	I don't know what the fuck you niggas was talking about.
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