Episode 31: I Went To College And Got Someone Pregnant

TK Kirkland Show

Loud Speakers Network

Comedy

4.8 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 21 August 2017

⏱️ 55 minutes

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Summary

In this episode TK helps a young man who forgets to wear a rubber and changes his life forever.

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0:00.0	Hello, no one is available to take your call.
0:03.0	Please leave a message after the tone.
0:05.0	Hey, K, hey daddy.
0:09.0	I was just doing everyone I can speak to you again.
0:12.0	Give me a call and let me know.
0:14.0	Hey TK is Carmen, baby, how are you?
0:17.0	I know you're busy, but I miss you pop B.
0:20.0	Get over there.
0:21.0	Hey, T-K, I'm calling you. I was thinking about you. I'm hoping that I get a call back,
0:27.0	being on my mind. So, uh, you know that's your girl from each right.
0:32.0	Me back, can you get a chance, okay?
0:35.0	Talk you like you.
0:37.0	What's up everybody's comedian T.K. Kirkland,
0:41.0	aka A. T. T.A. T. T. K. Kirkland is T to the motherfucking gay.
0:44.1	T K Kirkland is the philosopher.
0:47.2	T to the motherfucking K what's going on man what up family man not shit man listen, before we start, what side of your face do you have your phone on?
1:10.0	Oh, on the right side?
1:11.6	I want you to get the left side of your motherfucker face.
1:15.0	The fuck you doing, dog.
1:18.5	How you gonna go to college and go get a girl pregnant. Man, what the fuck, y'all.
1:25.0	I know.
1:26.0	I didn't graduate.
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