Do you ever get a little down in life?

Do you dream of that buff body but can't be bothered to actually do the work?

Of course you do. We all hate ourselves a little bit.

30 minutes from now, you'll feel so comparatively intelligent,

cultured and generally superior that you'll wonder why you ever worried at all.

Ladies and gentlemen, it's Flats and Shanks.

Hello everyone and welcome to this week's episode of

what we used to call our weekly podcast. We've actually just had a week off so

fortnightly. Everyone's allowed a holiday mate.

If was had a holiday boy. I'm Tom Shanklin.

I'm David Flappman. Hi Dave.

Okay boy. Yeah good. We just did a sound check by the way.

Our sound checks are pretty high tech and I sounded like I had.

Like healing, we're taking some healing or something.

It was really odd so if a sound like that for the whole thing,

it's soz about that. Could be my mum's fridge, poison us.

Yeah, I was getting over some of my cup of gin mums out of anyway.

Since the fishing trip.

If you put that spare key back.

Shouldn't she listen to this?

Oh, she does as well.

Yeah, I know. Someone spotted her on the tube, didn't they?

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