I left my phone on.

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Bit of quagmireism. Hello there and welcome to Midlife Game of Podcast episode 31.

Today is the 1st of March 2009.

We are in the office.

My name is Darren Baldock.

Hello, Darren. My name is Matthew Moore. Oh, it's all right'm just checking you were paying attention. Yeah, I am here, my friend. So you usually call me some kind of a random word and introduce me. So I just sort of sit and wait for you today. Okay. And in the office with me, I have the knob jocky Matthew Moore. That'll do me for today. How are you I'm feeling very nub-jocacular. Good, good. So, quick overview, what we've been doing, what we've been playing.

Yep. I'm feeling very knob jocular. Good, good.

So, quick overview, what we've been doing, what we've been playing. Yep. We'll have some news. We will. Retail Roundup? Yes. Bit of quiz. Excellent. It's my turn. It's my turn to be quizzed by you. Certainly is, buddy. Certainly is. And I hear you haven't got any music. No, I've got no music this week, but I have an excuse or two, which I'll talk about when we're, what we're doing playing. Okay, mate. So how's your weekend been? My weekend has been really busy. I feel like I've been beaten up. Have you? It's just because I'm, it's only now that I realize that I'm so out of shape. So I've just been doing a lot of, not heavy manual work, but a lot of sort of building of things.

You sound, you sound like you were struggling with that telly.

Because we moved you all telly today, didn't I mean?

You sounded a bit, oh, no, it's, oh, I'm aching in places that I never ached before in my life, which is, which is quite scary. But there you go. Yeah, man. So, come on then. You, you go first, as always. Well, before we start, do you need any milk? Got milk? Have you got milk? Do you have, do you want some milk?

I'll take milk off your hands, brother.

I kid, you know,

I have got so much fucking milk stacked up in my fridge.

Is there a milk mountain somewhere that I'm all aware of?

Yeah, I think I'm stockpiling the world's milk supplies.

I've gone old school.

I've got a milkman.

And I foolishly said like, oh yeah, every the day. You're lazy bastard. What? Is that because you still can't be asked to leave the house? Look, I'm getting cabin fever. Again, I'm not going anywhere. You may leave the house today. I know I turned the thumbs screws, didn't I, sort of worded it in such a way that you couldn't say no. Well, it didn't mean I got to play some nice games around yours.

But sorry, you can have some milk because I'm taking three a week, three big ass milk things. That's too much milk. Yeah, two litres. Two litres. Two litres at a time. So you're getting six litres a week? Yeah. And I don't even drink milk. So what the fuck are you ordering six litres a week for?

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