EPISODE #31: Comedy Hospice Laura Kimball
The Doug Stanhope Podcast
All Things Comedy
4.8 • 2.2K Ratings
🗓️ 23 June 2014
⏱️ 85 minutes
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Summary
Doug invites cancer filled comedy lover Laura Kimball on the podcast to discuss things the downside of having cancer, comedy and a couple of other things.
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Recorded June 10, 2014 in the Atrium hotel after the Irvine Improv show with Doug Stanhope (@DougStanhope), Laura Kimball and Greg Chaille (@gregchaille). Bible artwork by Renee French. Produced and Edited by Greg Chaille (@gregchaille). Intro music "Don't Cut Yr Hair" by Mishka Shubaly. Closing song "Party Time" by The Mattoid. Both available on iTunes.
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Tonight I... |
| 0:02.0 | ...will... |
| 0:03.0 | ...and... |
| 0:04.0 | ...and I'll do it. |
| 0:08.0 | You're listening to the Doug Stand Hope Podcast. |
| 0:22.0 | The potato peelings in the sink did not turn into vodka |
| 0:28.0 | as I had hoped. |
| 0:33.0 | I only start to need a drink after the liquor stores are closed. |
| 0:45.0 | I heard you changed your name again. |
| 0:52.0 | But don't you change your hair? |
| 0:59.0 | It was the only thing I liked about you in the end. |
| 1:14.0 | Now that we got that pesky Irvine improv show out of the way, we can talk legit. |
| 1:22.0 | Were you totally... |
| 1:23.0 | ...you made me do my first shot ever in my life? |
| 1:27.0 | You know, it seemed like it was going to be funny in my head to just open up with Laura Kimble. |
| 1:36.0 | And I just... |
| 1:37.0 | I imagined a whole lot of things that didn't happen. |
| 1:40.0 | Like, what would you do if you had a fucking inoperable brain tumor or 30 brain tumors? |
| 1:47.0 | And you could do anything in the world because they go, hey, there's nothing else we can do for you. |
| 1:53.0 | You're fucked. |
| 1:54.0 | And at some point, anytime you could just drop out, fucking stroke up, seize your out and die. |
| 2:00.0 | Good luck. |
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