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Hey, y'all, this is another episode of the Pat Down, and we talking about some crazy shit. What we talking about, dear?

Talking about a man who got killed by a deer. We talking about black pastors. We talking about black pastors.

Black pastors that he impuses like they in a tourney.

Talking about President Gen Boo.

And don't you say shit because it's funny and you need to listen.

Hey, we got a guy boo like you said on the mic, a black open mic.

All the white people are really gonna hate me. The Trump supporters plot twist.

The Trump supporters are gonna hate me the most this episode.

Yes, they are, cause I'm on y'all side. Stay tuned out for the musical. We'll be back, bitches.

That got the flavor, these are not your same lies.

That's the politics. She been on real bruh.

It could be pretty, but other yet the same time.

Just don't input your life on the spin down. Ain't no need for the weight.

And turn it up now.

What you talking about?

It's real though.

Hey, cut the game. You getting on playin' like Nintendo.

You wait to tie and turn the U. Nothing but the ugly.

Straight off the top. Everything she say, you know it's funny.

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